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This section is for all them ballers out there, so keep ballin it up and if your worthy you might be on here one day.

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Some Real Life Ballers....
 
Jason Schultz: Played Basketball all through Middle-School and High School (attended Portage & Elmhurst). He was always one of the better players if not the best. Has played some College ball but has mostly concentrated on classes and just thought of basketball as a sport to play just with friends and to have fun. I'm pretty sure if he continued with college ball or gone to a better college he could have gone pro one day. Jason first wen't to ITT Tech College on a scholarship and now attends St. Francis. Vital Stats: Height - 6'8", Weight - 230 lbs.
 
Robert Faye aka Busta:  I don't know much about Busta, although he attended Elmhurst High School and played with Jason Schultz. Busta is the best player that has ever came to park and played and has some mad hopps. He can dunk with ease and everybody is forever asking him to dunk. I don't think he attends college and if he did he'd definetely have a chance to go pro one day. Busta regularly goes to Hamilton to play but mostly Bloomingdale where theres more game and competition. Vital Stats: Height - 6'4", Weight - 215 lbs.

Disgraces:

This is for all the people that try to play basketball but suck so bad they should never even touch a basketball EVER again.

  1. Michael Powell
  2. Skylar Ingram
  3. Daniel (A previous Moron of the Week)
  4. Justin Musser
  5. Tom Murdock
  6. More to come soon probably....

Previous Ballers of the Week

A little baller history:

Now many people claim to be ballers and claim to be good at basketball. I have seen some people who have said they are good, and let me tell you, they suck. I mean, c'mon. Your not good when your 5 ft. 2 and don't ever bounce the ball and just run around trying to fake everybody out but end up tripping over your own feet and getting 9 stitches and a black eye. Your good when you don't even try to play and end up making every shot like Jon Schultz. Your good when you got dazzling moves like Troy Letner soring through the air like Tracy McGrady. Your not good when you try to cross somebody over and end up crossing your self over and end up with a broken knee.

So people, please take my advice. If you suck at basketball, and think your good, and then say your good, then don't cry like a little bitch when you get beat 25 to zip against a 4th grader. My best advice would be not to go around saying your good and just to shutup before the 10 year old down the street crosses you over like no other and makes you feel like a little bitch.

Ghetto Ballin
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Keep checking back for more ballers and nominees, someday you could be on there.