Dan McLaughlin is a Junior at North Side High School, he enjoys talking on the internet, playing sports with his friends, copying Andrew Safford, but most of all, HE LOVES TO COOK! Dans life is quite the exciting one.
Dan graduated from high school in 2005 with honors in just about every subject. He then moved on to attend Notre Dame for 4 years and Major in engineering. He couldn't fight his true love of cooking though and quickly applied to be a chef at Denny's. He quickly earned the job and idolized Sponge Bob in his cooking tactics. Meal after meal Dan finished, quicker than anybody have ever cooked before.
| Dan as a chef |
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| I think he took his cheffing a little too serious |
After 5 years of being a chef at Denny's and still studying Sponge Bobs every move. Dan moved on to be a cheif at Don Pablos, where he cooked like no person had cooked before. Soon though, cooking and Sponge Bob got in the way of everything. Dan soon began to talk like Sponge Bob and mock his every move. His life was turning into a cartoon.
| Sponge Bob |
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| Dans cooking idol and favorite cartoon |
Dan was quickly sentenced to 5 years in a mental hospital and ordered not to watch cartoons for 10 years. By the time Dan was out, Dan's mind was clear of cartoons and cooking was gone too. He soon joined the Shrine Circus and became the Elephant Trainer. Then a lifetime tragedy occured when an Elephant stepped on Dan's legs. The doctors said they could save his legs, but his penis was no more.
Dan then spent 8 years in Pelican Bay for trying to "bust a cap" on some "home boys" down in "oak town". The prosecution papers say Dan was chasing them down in his wheel chair with a knife and threatening to cut there genitals off.
After his sentence was up Dan moved to China and became the new Communist Lead Power in the World. He soon fell after several attempts to take over Australia and was sentenced again, but only this time sentenced life, to a Mental Hospital down in Alberqurque, New Mexico.
Dan finally died after many many years of annoying everybody and writing hate letters to the Volkswagen company saying he was going to steal there window cleaner. Dan McLaughlin died in his wheelchair on attempt to catch the lunch lady on April 13, 2091. He was 105 years old.
| Dan many years after his circus accident |
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| See what a man with no testicals can turn into! |
This is said to be the last picture of Dan McLaughlin before his death. You see what the affect of a man without his penis are, he almost looks like a women now. Very Sad
