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Next on our Future List, a guy by the name of Ben Smith. Ben is going to a Junior at Elmhurst High School, has a new girlfriend every week, and sits in front of the computer non-stop.
Ben's Future starts off around 2007, a few years into college. Ben is still an addictive computer hacker and soon begins to think about nothing else. I confronted him in the future and tried to get a quote while at the local dairy, but Ben's eyes were glazed over looking at the Store Computer. Wacko I'd say. The only real words I ever got out of him duruing my numerous attempts to get a quote was, "NO DADDY NO, I LIKE THE KEYBOARD", and that was while he was sleeping. So only god knows what poor little Ben went through as a child.
| Ben as a baby |
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| a sad, sad picture |
Not too many years later Ben was a completely different man, well, actually not. I'm actually pretty sure Ben didn't take a shower for a span of maybe 8 months at one time or another because wow, he was a mess lemme tell ya. Full beard, bad odor, nest of flys under your chair, its very sad.
Ben now was known on the net and to the FBI and every other government official as "B.I.G.Y.A.", which stood for "Bitch I Got Ya Ass", which was his hackers trade mark. Everytime he hacked something, he left this behind. There was no trace where it came from, and for the the span of 2007-2010, Ben was the most talked about criminal in the World.
It came in early March, of 2011 when the Feds broke down Bens door only to find him in the fedal position crawled up naked crying, I guess thats how he slept. Ben was sentenced to life in Prison and banned from ever touching anything that had a computer in it again. He couldn't even touch the new fangled forks with 4 operating systems. Ben was in agony.
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| Ben looks, uhhh...like a changed man thats for sure...yeah.... |
It is true though, the Feds do use Ben on occasion for there own help, but they soon quit using him after his third time when he tried to hack into a local Duncan Donuts Computer System. He said he just wanted to see if they still had the glazed donut. That was his only worry in life now, and he just wanted to see if his dream had not fallen.
Ben was then sentenced to a Maximum Security Facility in Texas where he spent the rest of his life. Ben died in his sleep at the age of 73, they found him in his regular fedal position naked crying like a little girl as usual, but this time he was dead. I guess the crying was just a natural thing for him, even when he was dead.
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