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Andrew Safford

Andrew Saffords Future

Andrew Saffords life is probably yet, the most fascinating and suprising because Andrew seems so, not what his future is out to be. Andrew is a Junior at North Side High School, he enjoys playing Game Cube as much as possible, sitting in front of the computer, and just hanging out with friends. 
After high school Andrew attends IU for 4 years and majors in accounting.
Andrew then applys for a Job at Western Union Bank, hes quickly accepted and starts as soon as possible. Every night for his first 17 years working at Western Union Andrew goes home, gets on the computer, then plays his Gamecube for many hours non-stop.

Andrew
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After long nights of Gamecube

Andrew, at the age of 41 years though, soon becames depressed and violent. He attends work with face pant and shaves his head. Many of the customers are frightened of him and none go to his window. Andrew soon becames angry at all customers of the U.S. Government and kills everybody. He is then sentenced to life in Prison down over in Pelican Bay.

Andrews life is full of evil and violence now
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The Evil has taken over!!!

Andrew then catches up with his old friend Dan McLaughlin and claimed until the day of his death, that he, not an Elephant, cut Dan's penis off. Andrew soon broke out of Pelican Bay and went on another killing spree known as the "Safford Slicing". His spree lasted 3 years, and he had over 120 victims.
Andrew was finally caught in Quebec, Canada and was under the name of Walt Louverture. Andrew, whom used to be a straight A student was very intelligent and had all the capabilities to change his name easy. Once he was caught in Quebec he was then sentenced to 8 years in a Mental Institution and then Life in prison to be served in Germany. Nobody knew Andrew killed anybody in Germany, but prints prove that Andrew, also known as Walt Louverture in Canada, was known as Theodore Nowitzi in Germany and killed 28 people there.
On Andrews 59th Birthday, he slaughtered 19 guards at the prison in Munich, Germany. Where he was soon killed by gunfire while trying to escape.
Nobody knew how Andrew got that way, but it was a real devastation to man kind and it is very hopefull that it will never happen again.