Justin Musser:

This weeks moron is a guy by the name of Justin Musser. Justin Musser is going to be a Junior at North Side, is overweight, and trys to act cool and like a pimp. Justin is probably the fatest moron I've had yet, and will probably be the fatest person that ever skimmed this website.

Justin goes to the park everyday, trys to flirt with the girls, and walks like he has something stuck up his ass. I swear, his walk is so bad, I mean, he wobbles, and trys to walk buff, but walks like he has a big rod pipe in his ass. It's funny shit. The worst thing though is he thinks he's the shit and also thinks he's like the biggest pimp ever.

If you went to this section earlier this week you probably saw that I had something on here about Justin banging his g/f and then breaking up with her...now, I have a different story, the REAL STORY! 

OK, OK, OK..I gots PROOF! now, that fat, I mean Justin, didn't do anything with the girl. Which makes him that much more of a moron. He went around telling everybody that "oh I got head from her" and "a hand job from her" and he didn't do jack shit with her. Thats pathetic, he didn't even bang her. I'm actually starting to think that she broke up with him, but probably not. Him breaking up with her though is probably going to be the best thing that every happened to her, who needs that fat annoying bitch anyway. So congrats on that relationship. 

Justin also thinks he's the best baseball player ever and best pitcher ever also. I'll tell ya something else, this dudes fastball is so slow the radar couldn't even clock the shit. He also sucks the big one at hitting, and pretty much every aspect of the game. I'm better than this dude and I haven't been on a team since I was 12, wait, I was better than him when I was 12, then he is now.

Here are some attributes of Justin:

• Thinks he's a pimp
• Trys to mack with the girls all the time
• Thinks he's good at baseball
  • Thinks hes the best pitcher ever
• Breaks up with the hottest girl he'll ever get after he SAYS bangs her
  • he actually never did anything with her
  • said he did a lot of stuff with her
  • and still breaks up with the hottest girl hell ever get...so pathetic
• Is the most annoying bitch you can and will ever find
• Walks like he has something stuck up his ass
• He's a moron
• Think's he's one of the hottest guys ever

Man I have been tempted so many times just to beat the living shit out of Justin, don't ask me why I haven't done it because I don't know either, maybe I'm scared I'll kill that bitch. One day though, he'll get whats coming.

If you ever see Justin, just kick his ass. That's all I have to say. Just kick his ass!